New members are always welcome, but must
pass a series of rigorous physical and cognitive tests including, but not limited to breathing, walking
and chewing gum at the same time, being able to use "y'all" in a sentence, and other unique challenges.
Skill and experience in model railroading are NOT required. Neither is having a layout / module, motive
power or rolling stock.
Being of good moral character as defined by the standards displayed by United States Congressmen is
an absolute must. If you are a card-carrying member of the International and Domestic Independent
Order of Turtles (IDIOT), membership is assured. As NEONS
, all members are inducted into the Loyal
Order Of N-Scalers (LOONS) and are considered loony ever-after.
The annual dues are $60 ($15 for any member living more than 50 miles from the store or youth under the age of 18).
Your annual club membership dues help offset the cost of items such as utilities, module materials, truck rental,
website support, general operations, etc.